Have you ever written a function that looks like this?

function requestProductDetails(id, k) {
  var value = gProductDetailsCache[id];
  if (value)
    k(value)
  else
    ajax.get(‘/product/’+id, function(data) {
      gProductDetailsCache[id] = data;
      k(data);
    });
}

requestProductDetails calls its callback with the product details, which are stored in a cache. Since it might need to request this information from the server, it has to “return” it by passing it to a callback; in order to present a uniform API whether or not the product is cached, it “returns” the data this way whether it came from the cache or not.  read more »

Sometimes you need a totally opaque “constant” — a value that isn’t intended to be projected or modified, and whose only purpose is to be completely different from every other value¹. For example, Functional uses Functional._ as a placeholder; a comment on John Resig’s blog suggests defining something like Partial.PLACEHOLDER for something similar.

In JavaScript, these are easy to make. Here’s one: {}. And here’s another: {}. Note that these two values are different: the following code² will print true, then true, then false:  read more »

Don’t worry, this isn’t YAMT (Yet Another Monad Tutorial). This is a practical post about a code smell that afflicts everyday code, and about an idiom that eliminates that smell. It just so happens that this idiom corresponds to one of the uses for monads in Haskell, but that’s just theory behind the practice, and I’ve saved the theory for the end.

This post is about style: implementation choices at the level of the expression and the statement. Style doesn’t matter much in a small program, or a write-only program (one that nobody will read later). It isn’t necessary to make a program run: by definition, it doesn’t make a functional difference. Style makes a difference to how easy or pleasant a program is to read; this can make a difference to whether it gets worked on (by its author, or somebody else) later.  read more »

Computing the length of a Bezier curve is expensive, but the length of a given Bezier doesn’t change over time. In my JavaScript Bezier implementation, I wanted to compute the length only the first time it’s need, and save this result in order to return instantly thereafter.

This is a special case of memoization. There are well-known strategies for implementing memoization. But getLength is a nullary function, and there’s a trick for implementing memoization of nullary methods in a dynamic language such as JavaScript (or Python or Ruby). In these languages, you can memoize a nullary method by adding one line to it, without any support libraries. This line replaces the method by a constant function, that returns the computed value. This memoization strategy is also more efficient than the general-purpose solution that non-nullary methods require.  read more »

Today my office is an airplane. I’m visiting the home office in San Francisco for the week. I get to remind everyone that those of us in the Boston office are real people (insert your favorite joke here), and come back with enough to understand what’s behind the email and phone conferences for another month.

One of the geek games you can play on an airplane is stretching out the battery life of your computer. I have enough batteries to last me through a six-hour flight now, but old habits die hard.

Since I save my files every minute or two, spinning down the hard disk isn’t an option. (I tend to use programs that communicate use the file system to communicate. And I don’t want to be in a position to lose more than a few minutes of work anyway.) I don’t usually use a CD or DVD player, so I’m already optimizing there. The CPU that I’m using steps down to 800MHz when the plug is out, so that’s taken care of for me. That leaves screen brightness.  read more »